By Louise Rennison
The intercourse God has left the rustic, taking Georgia's middle with him. So she makes a decision to reveal glaciosity to all boys -- a woman can in simple terms have her middle damaged such a lot of instances. until eventually she meets Masimo, the hot singer for the Stiff Dylans. The intercourse God is long gone, yet the following comes the Dreamboat, and Georgia's away guffawing on a quick camel (whatever that means).
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Jools was doing her cuticles and Jas was reading her wilderness manual. She loves it because it has lots of photos of girlie swots building incomprehensible things out of twigs. Anyway, time to read my letter. 42 Miss Wilson was beginning to ramble on about World Peace and asking us for our views. I don’t want to have to answer anything, I just want her to soothingly write stuff on the board or rave on. So I put my hand up. That startled her. ” That started Rosie off in uncontrollable sniggering.
That must be the cosmic request shop. Fab! I would go light a candle and plead for mine and Robbie’s love. I went up and got my candle and lit it, ready for action, but an elderly lady was kneeling right in front of the display thing. I could hear her mumbling. She had a head scarf on. On and on she went, mumble mumble. Bit greedy, really. She must have had a whole list of stuff to ask for. Ho hum, pig’s bum. 22 I knelt down behind her because I was feeling a bit exhausted. I had, after all, been up since the crack of dawn.
Yes . . m. It wasn’t in code. It was just a really, really crap letter. Nothing can be worse than how I feel now. m. Wrong. I cannot believe my vati. He has sold our normal(ish) car and bought a Robin Reliant. You know, one of those really really sad cars that only the very mad buy? It has got three wheels. It is a three-wheeled car. ” He was all preened up and Dadish. ” I tried logic with him. ” He was polishing it. It’s red and it has a racing strip. ” As if. ” He is so ludicrously pleased with himself.
Away Laughing on a Fast Camel: Even More Confessions of Georgia Nicolson by Louise Rennison