By Lewis Carroll, Nickolas Cook
They have been certainly a queer-looking get together that assembled at the bank-the birds with draggled feathers, the animals with their fur clinging with regards to them, and all dripping rainy, pass, and uncomfortable. them all have been coated in Alice's now chilly and congealed blood, which made them even tastier seeking to terrible hungry Alice. while little Alice follows the Black Rat down into the gaping darkness of an open grave, she falls and falls. and shortly reveals herself in an undead nightmare of rotting flesh and madness. Venturing extra into this land of zombies and monsters, she encounters characters either creepy and madcap alongside the best way. yet there is something else troubling terrible Alice: her epidermis is rotting and her hair is falling out. She's chilly. and he or she has the haunting feeling that if she continues to be in Zombieland to any extent further, she may well by no means go away. Can Alice break out Zombieland sooner than the useless purple Queen catches as much as her? (20110328)
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How funny it’ll seem to come out among the people that walk with their heads downward! The Antipathies, I think—” (she was rather glad there WAS no one listening, this time, as it didn’t sound at all the right word) “—but I shall have to ask them what the name of the country is, you know. ” (And she tried to curtsey as she spoke—fancy curtseying as you’re falling through the air! ) “And what an ignorant little girl she’ll think me for asking! ” Down, down, down. The pain in her head had turned into a deep throb, but she continued to ignore it and held in her tears some more.
There was nothing else to do, so Alice soon began talking again. ) “I hope they’ll remember her saucer of milk at tea-time. Dinah my dear! I wish you were down here with me! There are no mice in the air, I’m afraid, but you might catch a bat, and that’s very like a mouse, you know. ” And here Alice began to get rather sleepy, and went on saying to herself, in a dreamy sort of way, “Do cats eat bats? ” for, you see, as she couldn’t answer either question, it didn’t much matter which way she put it.
However, on the second time round, she came upon a low black curtain she had not noticed before, and behind it was a little door about fifteen inches high: she tried the little golden key in the lock, and to her great delight it fitted! Alice opened the door and found that it led into a small passage, not much larger than a rat-hole: she knelt down and looked along the passage into the grandest graveyard you ever saw. How she longed to get out of that dark hall, and wander about among the tall upright headstones and weathered and ancient tombs, to lay amongst the weedy distance and the wood beyond.
Alice in Zombieland by Lewis Carroll, Nickolas Cook